Love

Where are you?

Fe fe naa efe inti na, o ba tu le ka
O so ne nu fu na yese
Ebeti a to nti

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And I can’t explain why, I just love to get high
Drink life, smoke the blueberry sky…

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Hov - Now Blink

Confront contradictions between your speech, thoughts, beliefs and behaviors for a better life. -Obi Wan Dada

LEXOPHILES •unknown

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

6. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

7. The guy who fell onto on upholstery machine was fully recovered.

8. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

9. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

10. A calendar’s days are numbered.

11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

13. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

14. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

15. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

16. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .

17. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

18. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

19. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

20. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer theagony of de feet.

21. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.

22. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to bean optical Aleutian .

23. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

24. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it wasa weapon of math disruption.

25. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary.

26. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

27. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

28. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking intoit.

29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

30. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

31. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

6 Hours

ACCOMPLISHMENTS NIL

Writers of influence are only men who express well what others think, and who awaken in the minds sentiments which were ready to be awakened. literature lies at the bottom of the general mind.

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Bonz Malone

That Nigga Crazy Girl. Don't Say Nothing To Him - A FILM

Him: I don't want or have any ill will towards u,with the intention of both of us having peace,I offer u my sincerest apologie for my actions 11:25 AM

Him: When I saw u last night I didn't know whether I should have spoken to u,that didn't sit well with me,I am bigger than that didn't know how u felt, whethe 11:33 AM

Him: r u would return a greeting.I don't want to have that "fear"of rejection from u some one that I have known well over a year. 11:33 AM

Her: "for my actions" is a generic and cowardly way to put it. you hit me violently and repeatedly. 2:30 PM

Him: I can't reverse any mistakes I made concerning u/myself,hurtful things were being said,I lost control this was an aberration for me.SISTA IAM TRULY SADDE 2:42 PM

Him: N FOR WHAT I 2:42 PM

Him: DID 2:43 PM

Him: LET US B AT PEACE 2:46 PM

Him: BLACKWOMAN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U.U TAUGHT ME MANY A THINGS U BROUGHT ME JOY, I FELT AT PEACE IN UR ABODE MANYTIMES..NOW WE ARE SEPERATED I PRAY JESUS THAT 2:54 PM

Him: U/I MOVE ON IN PEACE/PROSPERITY..... 2:54 PM

Her: I pray to jesus you get hit by a bus. Coward I have no respect or love for you. 3:01 PM

Her: Fuck you and your weak apology. fuck your false peace too. add me to the long list of people who look at you and see a worthless dumb, nigger. dont fear rejection. know it bitch. speak to me ever again in life and i will spit in your eye. 3:08 PM

Him: Tell those 1000 people what they see is a MIRACLE... IAM BLESSED that is why I can't go around hating people even when they do or say things to offend me 4:08 PM

Him: I AM TRULY GREATFUL,I KNOW WHERE GOD BROUGHT ME FROM.GOD satisfys my needs I want for nothing.I AM KING IN MY SMALL YET ILLUMINATED WORLD.THAT IS WHO I 4:08 PM

Him: AM. 4:08 PM

Her: stop texting me. 4:13 PM

Him: MY LIGHT SHINES EXCEEDINGLY THAT IS WHY I DON'T HESITATE TO HELP PEOPLE.All my bills are paid MY FINAN 4:13 PM

Him: Peace 4:14 PM

Her: your a joke. a weak hurting little boy. to say you dont smoke crack but your a desperate alcoholic means nothing. you must not be as happy and blessed as you 4:16 PM

Her: claim. be sober for a day or two or three. illusions of grander dont make what you say real. your a king who gets no respect. from anyone. not even the 4:17 PM

Him: Jesus said to the devil peace b still 4:18 PM

Her: people you call your friends. get sick, go to jail see who in kingdom is going to give a shit. fuck that fall asleep and see which one will dig in your pocket next 4:19 PM

Him: Everthing that the devil stole GOD has given back to me.. 4:20 PM

Her: jesus my ass. you call on jesus now but you wasnt thinking about jesus when you decided to put your hands on me. YOU HIT ME ass hole. OVER AND OVER AGAIN you smacked and punched me. 4:21 PM

Him: He also said don't cast ur pearls to the swine 4:21 PM

Her: your fucking crazy 4:21 PM

Him: : I ask for. Foregiveness 4:22 PM

Him: He has forgiven me 4:22 PM

Him: That. Is why I love uuuuuu 4:23 PM

Her: talk that shit to yourself. hypocrisy and blasphemy is etched in every one of the quotes you sent. hide behind your fake bullshit and convenient religion 4:27 PM

Him: Forgive us our trespassess as we forgive those who tresspass against us 4:27 PM

Him: We are all guilty of our own hypocrisy and I make mistakes will make plenty more hopefully they won't b the same ones 4:30 PM

Him: If my words are empty here is substance 100 dollar peace offering to u 4:31 PM

Her: give it to the folks at the rehab. it will serve you better 4:34 PM

Him: I love u 4:35 PM

Him: I will speak life to u,this situation has humbled me greatly.... 4:36 PM

Me: stop it. you are sick. all this shit you talking and you cant even acknowledge hitting me violently like a dog in the street. 4:37 PM

Her: destroying my shit and then acting like you have power over me. refusing to leave my home. when did you get humble dude? when? 4:38 PM

Him: Today 4:40 PM

Him: It is never too late...I have arrived 4:41 PM

Her: before or after the 100 peace offering. are you fucking serious? you might just be the simplest mutherfucker in history. so a nigga that desperate for money huh? 4:41 PM

Her: you think i think my body is that cheap that ill let a nigga hit on it and say sorry for 100$ 4:42 PM

Him: No its a simple act of kindness for some one I have hurt and offended 4:43 PM

Her: leave me alone. 4:45 PM

Him: Its easy for us to verbally destroy oneanother 4:45 PM

Him: Peace 4:45 PM

Her: it would have been easy for you to kill me and you tried. 4:48 PM

Him: No I did not 4:49 PM

Her: you punched me and smacked me and kicked me when i was on the ground. 4:59 PM

Her: you threw things at me that could have hurt me had they hit me. 5:00 PM

Her: i did not fight back and you continued to hurt me. you are a man who is bigger and physically stronger than me and you used your strength to try and destroy ME. that was easy for you. 5:04 PM

Her: you are not forgiven and you will not go unpunished. 5:05 PM